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In a new interview with Marie Claire magazine, everyone’s favorite funny lady Tiffany Haddish shared all of the things that are on her bucket list.

They included traveling to every single country, opening a youth center, having a “fried-chicken-and-girls’ night with Michelle Obama,” and buying two streets that intersect “and call them Tiffany and Haddish.”

But one consistent wish Haddish mentioned in regards to her bucket list included going on a date with Michael B. Jordan.

Who doesn’t want to do that?

But despite the many women who would jump at the chance to canoodle with the handsome actor, no one wants to make it happen more than the Girls Trip star. Tiffany Haddish has made it clear on many an occasion that she is giving Jordan the eye. And while some might say she could be doing too much, you can’t help but root for her in the hopes that he’ll take her seriously and catch this shot she’s been shooting for some time.

It all started off pretty simple and laid back when she met/posted about him at the infamous Who Bit Beyoncé? party:

 

But now, sis isn’t playing anymore games. Check out all the things she’s said about making MBJ her official bae.

In a recent chat with The Breakfast Club, Charlamagne The god revealed to Jordan that Haddish told him she was waiting for a roll in the hay with him before she decided to do some bodily grooming.

“Tiffany Haddish, my family, I love her. She told me something and I don’t even know if I should be repeating it. She said she’s not shaving her pubic hair until she has sex with you,” he said. “You know it’s going to be hot this summer…do you want that to happen? Are you going to let her walk around with a bush?!”

There is no more of a direct way of letting someone know you’re into them than saying they “could get it.”

During her acceptance speech for best supporting actress for Girls Trip at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards, Haddish joked around about trying to have his baby while pointing out a statue of a Hindu goddess behind her.

“She holding on to some seeds or a pine cone, which means she’s trying to produce or create, and that’s exactly what I’m trying to do,” she said. “I’m not trying to get pregnant yet, Michael, but I’m working on it, B. Jordan.”

In a chat with E! News on the Met Gala red carpet, Haddish said she was trying to lock it down with the Black Panther star soon enough. 

When asked at that same Met Gala what she would want a headline to read about her experience at the event the next day, you know she had to include Jordan in it.

“Tiffany Haddish pops locks in a Brandon Maxwell dress and gets Childish Gambino and Michael B. Jordan to dance with her as Karlie [Kloss] films the whole thing.”

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During a chat with PEOPLE at an event for brand Hunter and Target, Haddish told them that she loves hammocks and would like a new one — with a man to go in it. When asked who would be in it, if she had her wish, she name dropped Jordan — and a few surprises.

“I’m working on Michael B. Jordan, Leonardo DiCaprio, Trevor Noah. Maybe I’ll work on Drake too,” she said. “I’ve met a lot of really cool guys and I’d like all of them to be in a hammock at some point in time. Hello!”

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If she could go on a Groupon excursion (she is a spokeswoman for the company) with anyone, she name dropped Jordan and made it clear she already has his number in her phone. Progress!

“I got Michael B. Jordan’s phone number, what are you talkin’ about? [Laughs.] He’s super cool and down to earth and really nice,” she told Vulture. “When I was on SNL, I was trying to get him to be a guest on there with me, but they didn’t contact him soon enough.”

At the Oscars, Haddish was asked by Extra’s Mario Lopez if she was dating. She said she didn’t currently have the time to date, but would make time for a certain someone.

“I’m looking forward to going on a date with Michael B. Jordan at some point in time!”

 

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Haddish told Entertainment Tonight that she still has been trying to wear down Jordan for a date, but she had hope that it would happen.

“I haven’t gone on a date with Michael B. Jordan yet,” she joked. “It’ll happen. I’m pretty sure he get me. I’m pretty sure he get the picture. But it’s OK if that don’t happen.”

They could make a cute couple. Take the hint Michael! “#stopplayinwitme” and #comegetthesepantiesimeanpanther are pretty clear cues, sir…

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