From Pandora’s Box To Breakfast Of Champions…The Best And Funniest Vagina Nicknames

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Bearded clam

I honestly think that any man out there who has ever referred to a vagina as a bearded clam should never be allowed entrance to a vagina again. Do we call your penises gross, hairy sticks? We can start if you’d like.

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