Why Men Who Try To Get Laid Never Get Laid
You’re trying to peacock
If you desperately want to have sex, you need a way to stand out. So you probably opt for the old peacocking technique. This could involve wearing a bright red cowboy hat, singing Madonna on the karaoke machine or ordering the flaming shots from the bartender. Either way, you’re more annoying than anything else when you peacock. And women are far too familiar with this technique by now—they know it’s for them and not for you.