Why Men Who Try To Get Laid Never Get Laid
Your friends try to help you
Your friends are starting to feel bad for you, so they’ve upped their wingman game. But they’ve upped it too much. They present women with full campaigns on why they should let you buy them a drink. Honestly, your friends are tired of you pretending you want to hang out, just so you can talk to women, so they’re as eager for you to get laid already as you are.