Things Women Only Think About Other People’s Kids
How much stuff they lug around
When you get in your mom-friend’s car, you have to push aside four stuffed animals, hope you don’t sit on a crayon or finger paint and pick a few cheerios out of the seat before even settling in. And let’s not get started on how long it takes your friend to pack a bag before leaving the house. But when you have your own children, you’ll just take great joy in what an expert planner you are—you’ll be very proud of the state-of-the-art diaper bag you found and how perfectly you portion out gold fish.