Things To Do Before Removing Condoms From Your Relationship

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Say hello to the post-sex dance

Now that the condom isn’t containing your partner’s semen, guess what is? You! Yup. So you can have the wonderful, somewhat demoralizing experience many women have of waddling across the room to the bathroom after sex, clenching their knees together and hoping no, um, substance drips down onto the floor.