Love Lessons From Our Favorite Spike Lee Joints

“She Hate Me”

We can still be friends

Former lovers, Jack Armstrong (Anthony Mackie) and Fatima Goodrich (Kerry Washington) took this love lesson to the absolute extreme. (It really is a stretch.) Jack proved he was ready to move past the bitterness when he agreed to impregnant his former fiancee, Fatima, who left him to be with another woman. And they didn’t use technology–just good old fashioned humping. Jack originally decides to do this favor just for her until she introduces him to all of her lesbian friends who are also trying to conceive. Jack is such a good friend (plus he desperately needs the money) that he ultimately fathers eighteen children with these couples. So in the end they both benefit. Fatima was a friend in that she provided Jack with a source of income during his time of need and he hooked Fatima and all her friends up with babies.