Things Men Only Tell You When They’re Drunk

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That thing you do in bed hurts

He’s bit his lip (literally) long enough and endured the discomfort of that thing you think feels amazing. But now he’s drunk, and he’s going to tell you: “I feel like you’re going to rip off my d—”

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