Really Bruh? The Most Frustrating Messages Men Send Online
“Hi”
Oh. Wow. What poetry. What eloquence. I’m beside myself with emotion. You’ve given me so much to think about. And you’re right—you’re so hot that all you need to write is, “Hi” and the ladies will come swarming. How’s that working out for you, by the way? Oh. You’re logged onto five dating sites at 4 in the morning? Makes sense.