Sleep Arguments Every Couple Has
The blanket
You don’t have enough blanket and you swear he as it all. He doesn’t have enough blanket and he swears you have it all. If you just had a bird’s eye view of the bed, you’d see you somehow shifted the blanket so one corner is between your pairs of feet, and one is between your heads, and you’re both grasping at air on the sides. Nobody has enough blanket.