Michael Ealy And More Stars Share Their Best (And Worst) Celebrity Pickup Lines
Think being a Hollywood star keeps you safe from hearing cheesy pickup lines? Think again. Check out these lines used and heard by the stars over the years.
Bruce Willis was super smooth (insert sarcasm here) when he was a swinging bachelor. His favorite pickup line?
“Hey … what are you doing for sex later?”
Reese Witherspoon said that one cheesy pickup line came with a possible freebie:
”A guy once told me he’d get me out of my parking tickets if I went on a date with him. I thought about it for two seconds, then went, ‘Nah.”’
We can’t say we blame her for giving this one some thought. Parking tickets can be expensive!
What would you do if you were approached by a young John Leguizamo with this line?
“When I was 19, I’d say, ‘You might as well come home with me now, because the things I’m going to do to you at home by myself you might want to have a say in.'”
One woman said that Twilight star Robert Pattinson dropped this naughty zinger on her:
“If I could, I’d have a ___ on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long.”
We’ll let you fill in the blank…
“How you ‘doin?”
That was Michael Ealy’s straight-to-the-point opener. We like that he doesn’t use a line. Find out what else he used to say to women who caught his eye here.
Margot Robbie said that she actually has the best pickup line:
Margot: “So are you going to call me later?”
Guy: “Call you? I don’t have your number.”
Robbie would then grab a pen and write her number on the guy’s arm. We might just try this one.
Jennifer Garner said pickup lines never stop. Even when she was pregnant, guys were trying to hit on her.
“People still will come up to me with pick-up lines. It’s really amazing. Even when you’re pregnant. I guess guys do love a pregnant girl…
I mean, I had an eight-week-old baby, and, it was fascinating. The pick-up line was, ‘If he’s not good to you …’ I mean, come on!”
Everyone has heard this pickup line, and it was a favorite of the late star.
“‘Your dad must be a jewel thief because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes.’ Really weak.”
Apparently, not even family TV stars are safe from celebrity pickup lines. The Everybody Loves Raymond star said a fan once asked her, “‘Can I dip you in chocolate?’”
The Scary Movie star said one guy tried to pick her up, but mistook her for another star.
“This guy said, ‘You look a whole lot like that Mena Suvari girl from American Pie.’ So I turned to him and said, ‘Oh, really? Some people tell me I look like that girl from Scary Movie.’”
On The Late Late Show with James Corden, Josh Duhamel revealed the pickup line that he used on Fergie:
“I finally get to talk to her, and all I could say was, ‘You’re hot.'”
Apparently, Duhamel had a crush on Fergie for a long time and got a little flustered when it came time to break the ice.
But the line worked! These two are married with a son.
Kelly Osbourne said that she is the one who dishes out the pickup lines:
“I just say you’re fit because they might find me charming and then it’s like a joke. And if they don’t have a sense of humor, it’s like ‘Bye.'”
But that wasn’t always her go-to move. She used to do a move called “Hoping for the Best” when she’d just slowly lean in for a kiss while talking to a guy.
What if he’s not into it? Osbourne said she would just pretend that she was falling out of her chair…
The reality star’s most memorable pickup line will have you cracking up.
“This guy at a club once told me, ‘If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.’ I just laughed it off.”
The Hills star said that one time she heard a pickup line so complicated she didn’t know what to think of it:
“I had a guy come up to me and ask for a Band-Aid and I said, ‘No, I don’t have a Band-Aid.’ Then he said, ‘You’re supposed to ask me why.’”
When she finally did, he said, “’Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.’” But Conrad said this one was a swing and a miss: “I didn’t understand it. I was like, ‘Did you really fall down?’”