Won’t Stop Lamenting Over the Ex
At least you know this one isn’t messing around with his ex because he’s always with you. The problem is that every time you guys talk he brings the ex up. Every time you go out, he sees something that reminds him of the ex and he’s just got to tell you about it. You ought to leave this one where you found him, that way it’ll be easier for the ex to scoop him up from where she left him.