Merry XMas To Him: The Grapefruit Technique Guaranteed To Drive Him Crazy

December 17, 2014  |  
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Have you heard about the “grapefruit?” It’s the technique that’s been going viral ever since Auntie Angel of Angel’s Erotic Solutions posted a demonstration online.

Men who’ve tried it swear there’s “nothing better.” Want to drive him crazy this Christmas? Click through for the tutorial.

Why Would You Do This?

Why does Auntie Angie have all of her 3-million-plus YouTube viewers sold? Not only does the grapefruit technique rock his world, it makes your life easier.

Auntie Angie guarantees that you’ll cut the “job” down to five minutes. It’s easier on you and you’ll want to do it more often so everybody wins.

Start With A Grapefruit

Angie says sweet, Ruby Red grapefruits are the best. But if you’re allergic to grapefruit or it interferes with your medication, feel free to use a grapefruit-sized navel orange.

Heat Things Up

Bring the grapefruit up to just a little warmer than room temperature by sitting it in a bowl of warm water for a few minutes. Don’t boil or microwave the grapefruit. In this particular case, hotter isn’t better.

Get Things Juicy

Roll the grapefruit on the table to loosen the juices. Keep rolling until the grapefruit is soft and pliable but not bruised or broken.

Slice It

Use a knife — serrated is best — to cut both navel ends of the grapefruit off.

Cut A Hole In The Grapefruit

Now this step has to be precise. You want to make it identical to his girth. If you make it to small, just widen the hole with your finger. Too big? Squeeze the outside of the grapefruit in while you’re working it, just like you’re doing a kegel.

Blindfold Him

Angie says that the key to the Grapefruit Technique is the element of surprise. It will stop him from asking a million questions about what you’re planning to do with the grapefruit in your hand.

Just store it somewhere out of the way until his eyes are covered. Trouble getting him blindfolded? Angie says just tell him you have a sexy surprise in store and he’ll put it on himself!

Get Things Started

Orally speaking that is, until he’s standing at attention.

Go To Work

Slide the grapefruit down and up while twisting it back and forth. If you want a more detailed tutorial, check out Angie’s famous video here. But keep in mind that it’s not really safe for work.

Take The Blindfold Off

So he can be totally surprised by your secret.

Accept You Congratulations

He’s going to be very happy according to at least one person who tried it.

Take The Advanced Class

Watch Angie’s other fellatio tutorial here. No fruit necessary!

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