Your outfit is on point, you just got your hair done and drink specials run until 1 a.m. Your night out at the club had all the signs of being the best night ever — until this happened. Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.
You Fall
And right up until the point where you hit the floor, you thought you could save yourself. But now you’re on your butt hoping no one saw.
You’re Alone
You told those heifers to meet you at midnight and they’re all late. Now you’re stuck nursing your drink and pretending you’re on your phone.
You Throw Up
You knew you shouldn’t have had that last drink.
Your Credit Card Gets Declined
Now the bar maid is giving you judgmental looks. Time to rebalance those books and reevaluate your priorities.
You Turn All The Way Up
This one is never embarrassing until the morning after. The only thing worse than your hangover is those flashbacks of the night before.
Your Fake ID Gets Rejected
We all remember those days.
Everyone In Your Crew Gets Carded But You
What exactly is that bouncer trying to say?
Your Pants Split
Sometimes you drop it like it’s too hot. Time to look for a sweater you can tie around your waist.
You Get Into A Fight
It seemed justified at the time, but now you have a hearing scheduled for next month.
You See A Church Member
It’s going to be awkward in those pews tomorrow…
You Realize Your Makeup Was Messed Up All Night
You’re on the way home and finally pull out your compact mirror — and is that what you looked like all night? No wonder the bar tender was looking at you funny.
When You See Someone You Know…
And they’re way too young to be there. But then you realize that you’re too old to be there.
You See Your Boyfriend
But you told him you were spending a “low key night at home.”
You Hook Up With Someone Questionable
And your girls thought it was funny enough to tease you about it forever but not funny enough to stop you from swapping spit by the bar.
You Track A Toilet Paper Trail On Your Shoe
And that guy you’ve been clocking spots you right when you get out of the bathroom.
