You Mad? Signs You Might Be A Hater

April 7, 2014  |  
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It’s OK, we all sip a little haterade from time to time.

You Hate Beyonce

But you don’t really know why.

You Leave A Lot of Blog Comments

And they’re 97% salt.

You Believe in the Illuminati

Because if someone got shine and you didn’t, it’s probably the devil’s work.

You Follow Your Favorite Celebrities on Twitter

And fill their feeds with shade.

You Say This A Lot

But it’s only sort of true…

You’ve Joined Online Communities Just to Hate

Because makeup tips are for insecure women, reality TV is for ratchets and these fashion bloggers don’t know what fashion is…

Gossip Is Around 90% of What You Do

Sleep, eat, shade.

You’ve Read At Least Three People This Week

And it’s not even Friday…

Because Reading Is Your Favorite Thing to Do

If we’re just being honest…

You’ve Said This to Somebody

And it wasn’t a joke.

You Can’t Remember The Last Time You Had Something Nice to Say

About anybody…

You Say You’re Happy For Them

But you’re really not.

You’re #TeamNobody

‘Cause they ain’t ish…

People Are Always Asking You to Smile

Because you walk around with the screw face on.

The Answer Is Yes

All day.

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