The Art Of Breaking Up: How To Dump Him With Dignity
9. No Breakup Sex
That last roll in the sack “for old time’s sake” might seem pretty tempting, but don’t give in: it will only confuse him…and probably you too. He might even try to convince you to sleep with him again with the intention of tricking you into staying since he knows he’s got that good stroke — which is probably what kept you in the relationship longer than you should have anyway. The next thing you know, it’ll be morning, he’s making you breakfast and you’ve changed your mind…until the next time he gets on your nerves and you’re back to square one trying to figure out how to dump him again. Don’t do it…you’ll just prolong the inevitable and it’ll get messier and messier. No double-backs.