6. He Has No “Real” Residence
This scrub doesn’t have a “real” place to live. He has no known address and no phone number. He stays on one side of town with his “peoples,” but also “crashes” on the other side of town from time to time. He’s basically homeless, and he just shows up when he feels like it. This type of loser will try to stay at your house for several nights…cuz he “misses you.” Whatever. Lock your doors.