3. She’s the Jump-Off
If you accidentally knock up the side chick, that doesn’t mean that she will be a crazy baby mama but the chances are high considering you probably don’t know her well enough to know if she’s sane or not. After all, who takes time to get to know the jump-off since her sole purpose is to…jump off? If she has dreams and aspirations of becoming your main chick (assuming she knows she’s the side chick), then all hell might break loose once she realizes that either 1) she was never the main chick or 2) she thinks having your baby will elevate her to main chick status. When that doesn’t happen, watch out because you’re about to catch it! And that’s what you get for having sex without a condom with the jump-off to begin with. That’s just F-Buddy etiquette 101.