The Great Interrogation: How To Answer A Woman’s Toughest Questions
“What’s the douchiest thing you ever did to a girl?”
She’s asking for two reasons. The first one is a little sick: part of her wants to know that you used to sort of be a douche that played girls and felt nothing about it. She wants to hear this because that makes her the special one that made you stop your evil ways. At the same time, she wants to know that your “douchiest” wasn’t all that bad. She wants to clear her head of any terrible things you may have done while still a single guy. To be honest: some things are better left unsaid. She’ll be haunted by any crazy sexual escapades or orgies you tell her about or the time you were dating a married woman. That was pregnant. Just say, “I don’t know. I used to blow girls off a lot. Wouldn’t call them back. I just wasn’t sensitive enough.”
