Real Housewives of New Jersey
Season 2, Reunion Show Part 2
The housewives from the Garden State gathered together for part two of the reunion show. Teresa showed some upper body strength in the first part when she pushed host Andy into a chair while she was trying to get at Danielle. This time around, Teresa manages to keep her hands to herself, but she calls Danielle a Beyotch like it’s her real name. “Do we ever stalk you, Beyotch? No.” Classic.
The whole hour is a lot of yelling and talking over one another. Danielle’s bizzaro beef (that has gotten new life on Twitter and Facebook) with Jacqueline’s teenage daughter comes up, but it’s mostly about she said-she said amongst the grown ups. These women gossip like high schoolers. Anywho, Danielle provides an impromptu Weave 101 lesson when she explains how hard Jacqueline’s daughter must have pulled her hair in order to snatch out her very secure weave.
But my favorite New Jersey housewife will always and forever be Caroline. She is the kind of auntie you want in your family. When Danielle tries to make peace at the end by hugging Teresa and Jacqueline and shaking Caroline’s hand (she knows C Killa ain’t gone hug it out), Caroline’s response is “This is the biggest crock of Shyte I’ve ever seen in my life.”
The reunion ends on a positive note with pretty much all the ladies agreeing to a truce of sorts, but all that playing nice didn’t help Danielle. Bravo has already announced that Danielle will not be returning for the next season. I wonder who will take her place. Hmmmm.