Jesse James Looks Worse Than Bobby Brown

August 19, 2010  |  

Fabulous queen of entertainment falls for a man so opposite in image that people wonder what she sees in him. But, since love conquers all, the populace gets accustomed to the idea of the wild, puzzling man, holding hands at royal balls and red carpets with the princess angel. They think, “awww,” maybe she’s changed him. Where have you seen this story line before?

Beauty and the Beast? Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown? Or, perhaps the latest subject in today’s filth bag news: Jesse James, a man whom the sweet actress Sandra Bullock had to divorce in June of this year because he cheated on her with some questionable, tattooed Internet webcam model named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

Before the ink on their divorce papers has even gotten a chance to evaporate, reports have confirmed that Jesse “Le Douche Bag” James is dating Kat Von D.

Kat Von D, ladies and gentlemen.

What is going on with Mr. James? The theme is clear: he likes women who drink tattooes for breakfast. And, the less classy they are, the better obviously, because this Von D woman is so insensitive and indecent that she found nothing wrong with tweeting that she’s dating the pained, scorned, extremely recent ex of Sandra Bullock.

Anyway, why blame her? She’s simply the recipient of love (read: booty) from James, whose declaration of remorse never fooled anybody by the way. Remember how, after the world discovered what a scummy creature he is, he released a statement saying: “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me?”

Never bought it for a second. You’re “grieving,” are ya there, James boy? Trust an immature low-life to show just how sorry he is for what he did to his wife, by humiliating her even further with a shamelessly willing participant in his low-lifeness.

Good luck Von D and James! Gross birds.

Problem men are a problem, for sure, but at least Bobby Brown had the decency to let Whitney grieve gracefully for a little while.

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