Attention Brokenhearted: The ‘Move On’ Movement Starts Now!
Dear Former Boss from Carpenter Park:
I miss working at the old branch, because you taught me everything I know about hand measurements. However, computers can handle all that stuff now, so I’m letting you go. Goodbye.
Sincerely, F. Littelmann
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Dear Cowardly Jerk,
I’ve paid for you with years of my life, and I’m not going to let you cost me anymore. You wouldn’t know gold if it hit you in the face, you morally cheap *******. Goodbye!
Maybel You-Know-Who-This-Is Jenkins!
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Ty (1982),
We hurt each other so much over some dramatic instigations over your cousin, and we didn’t even have to. I still miss you, but you have issues and I have issues and I gotta let you go for the both of us.
Bye, James
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