How to Avoid the 45 Year-Old ‘WTF-I’m-Still-Single’ Moment

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Bring your physical expectations back down to Earth.
You don’t have a two pack, but you want a man with eight? Not impossible but certainly unrealistic. Among other attributes on the “the list,” several of you on the WTF-happened-to-my-life path adhere to a set of aesthetic criteria—bright teeth, soft feet, clear skin, low-frequency waves (a sign of “good hair”), three to six inches taller than you in heels, etc. While there is nothing wrong with wanting to marry Tyson Beckford, it becomes a problem when you don’t look like a supermodel. It is unreasonable to settle for nothing less than pearly white teeth when yours are Starbucks-stained and crooked. Seriously, does he really have to meet the minimum six foot two requirement when you’re only five foot three yourself?

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