Somebody Lied to You: People Who Swear They Can Sing But Really Can’t

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This girl could teach me how to do the matrix any day, but if she offered to sing something for me live, I’d probably pass on that. I’ve always thought that Ci-Ci sings in that fake voice we all have–the one that is waaaaay higher than our actual voice and sounds like a bootleg Minnie Ripperton with a cold. Maybe that’s why her career hasn’t been as successful as it could have been–aside from the dancing, she isn’t bringing much to the table that’s different, and some fast footworking can’t distract folks for too long. Well, unless you’re Janet, but her tracks were at least bangers…

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