Going To Baby Showers As A Woman Who Doesn’t Want Kids
There are always the star guests
You know the one. She’s like the Helen character in “Bridesmaids” (played by Rose Byrne) who goes so over the top to be the best friend at this time that it’s kind of rude—it makes everyone else look bad. Here I am, having spent $75 on some bottle warmer and changing pads, feeling pretty good about that, and this b*tch (sorry, do I sound bitter?) busts in with a $2,000 designer crib she purchased for the mom-to-be. That wasn’t even on the registry!