Weird Thoughts You Have When You Find The One
- By
Julia Austin
He’ll have to go first
Well, let’s be honest: this man would be lost without me. He doesn’t even know how to boil rice and he refuses to wait on hold with any customer service representative, so he’d never make another doctor’s appointment or look into an Internet router issue again. It’s best he goes first so he doesn’t have to live without me. Yes, I’m selfless like that: I’ll be the one left alone. I volunteer as tribute.
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