Funny Ways The Mystery Dies In Long-Term Relationships

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Planning sex around digestive issues

You openly schedule sex around digestive issues, saying things like, “We should have sex before dinner because I want to order that cheesy dip at the restaurant and you know it gives me gas,” or “I can’t do morning sex: morning is when I spend my special time on the toilet.”

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