Ways Singles Demonize Married People
Married people party, too
First off, it’s funny when singles say this because it’s not like at single friends’ parties they’re dancing naked on a countertop and doing body shots off of other guests. What is this “being themselves” they apparently can’t do at a married friend’s house? But furthermore, married people still party. They don’t need the vibe of their parties to be similar to that of a baptism.