Signs Your Friends Are Low-Key Haters
They Never Share Any Secrets About Themselves
While you are sharing all of your secrets with them, your friend never reveals any of their tea to you. This is a classic case of someone gathering receipts on you to use against you at a later date, usually the first time you piss them off.
This is not how a friendship is supposed to operate. It should be about love and support, not listening to me spill my secrets so you can use them for future ammo against me.