What It’s Like Living With Chronic Bloat

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You can’t touch carbonated drinks

You don’t avoid beer because you’re high-maintenance or only enjoy pink girly cocktails. You actually like beer a lot but considering that your stomach’s default setting looks like you’ve already had three beers, you can’t touch the stuff. (But you drink it at home alone when you can wear stretchy pants).

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