"She never signed up for 5 inches," Ross boldly asserted. 😂🍆
Your ego, after all, wants you to do what serves you, above everyone else, and what offers instant gratification. Objectively speaking, that sounds pretty good, right? But when you actually live that way, you find that while there are some short-term benefits, the larger implications are all negative.
You find out about your friend’s breakup, new apartment, or promotion weeks after it has occurred. That’s because you don’t give her a moment to speak when you see one another.
Narcissists only date for personal gain—never forget that. So if your life, for even a day, makes you so preoccupied that you cannot be on their arm as a trophy at an event or listen to them vent, they start looking elsewhere. The really see it as your job to enhance their life.
How the hell, you might be wondering, does one “accidentally” say their lover’s Cock-a-saurus Rex is more like a deflated dinosaur? Well, erm, you see, my friend – definitely not me or anything – was gettin’ it on with her man in his car after watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. […]
What do you think about this?
A few things to stroke his ego and make him feel appreciated...and to save you some time and energy.