Highly Relatable Reasons Long-Term Couples Have Less Sex

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Bigstockphoto.com/Cute funny dog lying on bed at home

The dog won’t get up

You made the mistake, a long time ago, of letting the dog think your bed is his bed. You don’t have the heart to move him. He’s all snuggled up in the center, giving you those big, puppy dog eyes. What sort of monsters would you be if you relocated him, all so you could get your socks off?

 

 

 

 

 

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