Is Your Partner Immaturely Attached To His Friends?
They’re his emergency contacts
Not you. Not his live-in girlfriend. Not even his mom or dad or siblings. Nope. Paul “Whiskey Tits” Samson is his emergency contact. That is exactly how he wrote it on the emergency contact form. “Whiskey Tits” and all. Nobody has every told you where the nickname came from—they just burst into fits of laughter when you ask.