How To Have A Successful Sexcation
Buy a nightie or a slinky robe
Do not put on your college sweatpants or your fuzzy pink robe in between romp sessions. You don’t want any excuse to run outside to so much as get the mail, or use a vending machine (if you’re staying in a hotel). You will purchase a slinky robe or tiny nightie for those times you need to cover up to receive room service. You will wear things that say, “We are staying in this room.”