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For many men, when their girlfriends ask them if they watch adult films, they will at most admit to watching “a few.” Most of them will pretend that they don’t know what you’re talking about at all. But sometimes a guy watches “adult movies” so much, it becomes obvious. It gets to a point where there’s no denying it.

When men pull these moves in bed, it’s a clear sign that they’ve been watching such films a little too often. His choice of attire, special requests and even his motion in the ocean can tell you everything about his viewing preferences that he won’t tell you himself.

But the real question is, do you care? Do you not mind what you find in his browser history? And how much is too much? Let us know how you feel about what he does in his spare time in the comments.

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He Recognizes An Actress You’ve Never Seen

But suddenly gets amnesia when you ask what movie he knows her from…

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He Buys You A Pair of Plastic Shoes

And wants you to keep them on in the bedroom…

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He Thinks Your Legs Can Bend Any Which Way

And they really don’t.

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He Only Has One Setting

Jackhammer: A sign he’s too used to going solo.

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His Browser History Is Squeaky Clean

Too clean. As in, “I erase it every day because I watch adult movies on it every day” clean…

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Except That One Time He Shared A Video With You

And now you’re kind of scared to look again.

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He Has A Thing For Complicated Lingerie

That it takes you 10 minutes to get into and 20 minutes to get out of.

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He Always Wants To Try New Moves

Especially after he’s spent some time alone with his laptop.

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And The Regular Moves Don’t Really Excite Him

And things have gotten exhaustively creative.

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He Thought He Could Just “Oops” It In

But that move takes months of pre-conversation, lots of lubrication, and even then, probably only on his birthday.

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