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There’s much more running through a man’s head besides, “No teeth, please!” when you’re giving him oral. In case you’ve always wondered, here’s what men think when you’re going down on them.
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“Oh! Nice!”
Hey, I’m always grateful when a woman will do this! She certainly doesn’t have to—it’s generous!
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“I should try to touch her too”
I should do something to keep her stimulated too. I feel so spoiled just hanging out up here doing nothing.
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“Oh, that seems to distract her”
Oops! She switched up her technique as soon as I started touching her. I must have distracted her.
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“Am I allowed to tug her hair?”
Or is that too dominating? Or is it sexy?
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“If I watch, is that weird?”
Because I really want to watch. When else do I essentially get to watch a live XXX film that I’m in?
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“I should hold her hair back for her”
It seems to be getting in her way. Oh no—I think I pulled on it too hard and now she thinks I want her to stop!
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“Uh oh. She got a hair in her mouth”
I think she just got one of my pubic hairs in her mouth. I can’t believe I wasn’t more prepared for this.
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“Well, maybe it was her own hair!”
Hmmm…she is making an uncomfortable face, and she is having a hard time finding the hair to pick out of her mouth. That’s definitely one of mine.
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“I showered that area today, right?”
Because if there is the smallest hint of funny smells down there, she may never return.
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“Please put your hands on me too”
Please cover all of me. Get your hands involved if your mouth can’t do it alone.
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“My balls need loving too”
Please, please, please give my balls some attention too. I will worship you of if you do.
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“Does she want me to finish now, or during sex?”
I don’t know if I’m supposed to hold back right now because we’re having sex after this, or if I’m supposed to finish. I can definitely finish if that’s the idea…
“I’m afraid I might finish soon!”
Okay enough! If we’re supposed to have sex, she better stop now!
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“But if I stop her, she could be offended”
What is the polite way to call her up from down there anyways?
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“Do I return the favor every time?”
Am I selfish if I just go straight for intercourse now? Because, I’m seriously ready for that now.
