How To Pretend To Be Good In Bed
- By
Julia Austin
Put an adult film on and imitate it
Because sex is supposed to be more like a workout to an aerobics video than anything else. It doesn’t matter if what you were in the middle of felt good—the people on the TV are doing something else now so move along!
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