15 Signs Your Biological Clock Is Ticking

March 25, 2014  |  
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Naomi Campbell is 43 and just getting serious about having kids. That’s a long time to miss the tick.

Could your biological clock be going off? Time to recognize the signs.

You Grab Random Babies At Church

He’s so cute…

You Stop Pregnant Women to Ask Them Questions

Suddenly the whole process is just fascinating.

You Start Judging Dudes on Daddy Potential

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick…

And Looking for Signs

Condom broke…must be fate.

Period Two Days Late?

Start browsing for baby clothes online.

Then You Get It And Feel Relieved

But also a little bit sad…

You Want to Babysit…A Lot

Ya’ll going out tonight? I’ll watch ’em. Staying in? I’ll watch ’em.

You Get A Dog

And start dressing him up…

You Start Taking Pretend Pregnancy Photos

Porsha…

You Watch Toddlers and Tiaras

And start making plans.

You’ve Been Watching A Lot of Cute Baby Videos

All day. On repeat.

You’re Rooting for Kenya to Have a Baby

Because you know how it feels to want to be a mom (even if your sanity is in question).

You Can’t Stand to Hear a Baby Cry

Because it makes you want to pick that stranger’s baby up.

You Start Counting Your Baby-Making Years

And it feels like there aren’t many left…

This Photo of the Smiths Is the Last Straw

And now you want a family. Stat.

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