Dancing without asking
It should be clear by now that we don’t like to be grinded up on by a stranger. But we’re also on to you guys who come up, salsa dancing, reaching out a hand, twirling us and pretending that for you, it’s all about the dance—that you just love to dance. Oh yeah? How come all of you still end up trying to cop a feel later? Sorry, if we don’t know you, and we didn’t explicitly agree to a dance with you, keep walking.