There’s nothing new about women fighting over trifling, dog-ish men, but nowadays, it seems like some of us have taken such stupidity to a whole new level of just sad. With the presence of social media, angry man-sharing chicks are throwing their business all out in these streets. And boy, have my eyes and ears witnessed some of the most ridiculous man-related rants humanly possible. Therefore, I’ve decided to share. These punch lines seem to be common among ladies crazy enough to go to war over no-good fellas. Who knows? Maybe you’ve witnessed some of this buffoonery too. Here are things women say when fighting over men.
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“He’s Just F***ing You, But I Have His Heart!”
Classic silly girl line, but does it really matter if you’re still sharing him?
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“He Comes Home to Me Every Night!”
Yeah, him and all his diseases too.
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“Keep Trying, But You Could Never Take Him Away From Me”
If you have to fight for “your” man, should you really want to be with him?
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“I Have His Kid(s), What You Got?”
In this day and age, having someone’s child doesn’t have to mean your relationship is going to be taken to the next level. No commitment? No ring? Not even some honesty? No good.
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“If I Wanted To, I Could Take Your Man From You”
Basic benchwarmer jab. But calm down, honey. If a woman could take your man from you, she would have done so already. Therefore, tell her to take several seats with the rest of the silly rabbits.
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“He Told Me I Do It Way Better Than You”
Right, but he’s still jumping in bed with the next chick.
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“I’m His Main Girl, You’re Just a Side Chick”
“Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do.” – Luke 23:34
No matter what, you’re still not number one!
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“You Kissed My Man? How Do I Taste?”
Now that’s just nasty. And pretty sad too.
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“Oh, He Introduced You to His Boys? I Met His Whole Family.”
That doesn’t mean that his brother, his cousins, his sister and more don’t know that he’s sharing his goods with any other girl with a pulse…
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“I’m NEVER leaving!”
This one has to be the most pathetic of them all. So your man can step out on you, bring you back a child from another woman, give you every disease in the book, and you’ll never walk away? Oh. Okay. Ride or die, indeed.
Ladies, we have to do better!
