You Sure You Wanna Eat That, Now? 10 Foods Too Messy For Public Consumption
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Charing Ball
Dairy Products
On the surface this is okay. Nowadays milk and all of its byproducts come in nice little containers so it is convenient and graceful to enjoy anywhere. Plus the milk mustache isn’t all that noticeable. But we all know that most of us are lactose intolerant. And you also know that milkshake and that half-milk coffee-concoctions you got from Starbucks is going to wreck some massive destruction to your insides. So why are folks around here adding to their carbon footprints, just so they could get perverse with an ice cream cone? I’ll tell you why: because they are perverts (see number one).
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