What Should You Get Your Situationship Partner for Christmas?
The Awful Woman at Work
Shebarely says two words to you and when she does it’s never anything nice, but you picked her name in the Secret Santa thing and now you have to spend no more than $20 on Evileene.
Gift:Resist the urge to do something sarcastic like buying her a toy dragon because people call her the dragon lady behind her back. Instead get her something practical and impersonal like a new coffee mug…with a dragon on it. Okay, no dragon.
What should you get your brand new man?