‘Ghetto Superstars’ You Can Be for Halloween

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Facebook Girl

Requirements:

Pursed lips
TMI

Do you have a Facebook Girl in your life? You know the type. She has pursed lips in every single picture. She throws up the peace sign in 95 percent of her pictures as well. Her status messages are full of entirely too much information. Must you know about what she had for breakfast AND her pseudo-intellectual babble about trusting men? Be her for the night! You can basically wear whatever you want though wearing blue and white might subconsciously reinforce the Facebook theme. Pose the exact same way for every picture and even when you’re not taking pictures. Share inappropriate things like how many times you went to the bathroom that day and use acronyms. Instead of actually laughing  or gasping say “LOL” or “asterisk gasp asterisk.”

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