Top 10 Thoughts a Woman Has When She’s Pregnant!

October 14, 2010  |  

Maybe you bought that pregnancy test (or maybe 3 or 4), and with much trepidation, you wait those excruciating 10 minutes to see if your morning pee will bring forth the “yeahgirlyoupregnant” sign in the result window.

So… yeah girl, you’re pregnant.

Now what?

Kat Gordon, creative director for Maternal Instinct, a company that specializes in marketing to moms, says that a woman’s use of online search (i.e. Google) DOUBLES when she becomes pregnant. Makes sense, because a woman’s body changes more dramatically than Obama’s poll numbers over the course of the nine months it takes to create that little bundle of joy.

Here’s some of the most common questions and concerns women have before the pee pee dries on the EPT:

“I did the math, and I conceived on that night I went on a wild drinking binge. Will my baby have two heads?”

Short answer: Probably not, but you better stop now.

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