
Welcome to Astro After Noire!
Here we’ll dive into the spicy cosmic underbelly of your romantic and sexual life, no matter your current dating status.
We seek to give you the astro heads up on what you can expect over the month, along with shining light on where you may need to become more conscious of your needs, wants, desires, and yes, your shadows.
Lock in your calendar for these important cosmic events happening this month!
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Pluto Retrograde Begins in Aquarius 5/4:
Pluto now appears to move backward, which can slow down the intense changes and transformations that may have been strong over the last six months. Adjust to what has come to pass, and work on plans for change when you pick back up the big ones.
Scorpio Full Moon rolls out on 5/12:
The Scorpio Full Moon can be an intense time of the year, and with Neptune and Venus in Aries, expect a lot of drama and passion when it comes to all things sex, love, romance, and dating. Use this transformative time to bring forth all that you desire.
Saturn Enters Aries on 5/24, joining Neptune and Venus.
This is a massive event for the year, and Saturn begins to move to Aries. Saturn is the planet of restriction and lessons, so Saturn in Aries can show we have to work on issues around our identity, our ability to take the lead and get started, and our frustrations. And with the trine of the three planets in this fiery lusty sign, expect the unexpected, especially when it comes to relationships that have run stale.
Finally, we have a Gemini New Moon on 5/26/25

On this day, the sun joins the moon in this mercurial air sign, causing all of us to make mental breakthroughs, take sped up action on any knowledge seeking, and coming up with creative ideas.
Alrighty, now let’s see what’s in store for your love, sex, and romantic life for the month of May.