Having rough facial hair
Men who regularly go down on their partner (which should honestly be all of you – be generous, now) have two facial hair options. You can either 1) have a perfectly smooth-shaven face like a baby’s bottom or 2) have a fully-grown beard, Santa Claus style. Most in-between facial hair styles prove problematic for us. The half-way grown beard or a two-day five-o-clock shadow makes your facial hair sharp and bristly, gentlemen. All of that friction when you’re down there can leave us with a rash that makes the area very sensitive. Women know what I’m talking about. It’s like rug burn on your vagina.