Struggles Only Severe Insomniacs Understand

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If someone wakes you, it’s war
If somebody wakes me up on the rare occasion I fall into a deep sleep, I have some pretty unspeakable thoughts about what I’d like to do to that person. Whether it’s children playing in the corridor or even my beloved boyfriend flushing the toilet, I give them a look that I imagine causes them nightmares.