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I’ve written before about how opposites attracting only works out under specific circumstances. I have this one major opposites-attracting thing going on in my life by which I always seem to be attracted to men who are morning people. I guess I should see it coming. I’m attracted to men who are ambitious and responsible. You know what ambitious, responsible people do? They wake up with the damn sun so they can work towards all of their goals. And while I do admire that, if you’re a night owl like myself, when you wind up living with a morning person, you’re going to bump heads. You may literally bump heads because you can’t turn on even one lamp to get into bed, since he’s already asleep, so you clumsily flop in and bump into him. Here are fights you’ll have if he’s a morning person and you so aren’t.
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Juicing and bean grinding must be done at night
If that man likes to use a juicer to chop up fresh veggies and fruits, or he uses a bean grinder to make extra fresh espresso, he better pray for his life if he does that in the morning. Those appliances shake the entire house! You’ve instructed him to do this at night, before he goes to bed. He said it’s not as fresh that way, but then you made a face that was so terrifying, he conceded.
