Why You Should Never Date Someone Who Lives On Your Street
If it comes up, take things SO slowly
Look, if you do meet someone who lives in your neighborhood and the chemistry is just too good to resist, take things really slowly. Like, snail speed slow. Don’t so much as kiss until you’ve hung out a dozen times. You should be really, really certain this could go somewhere before you, well, sh*t where you eat, as the saying goes.