Yesterday on my Facebook page, I shared with the world how there was nothing sadder on this planet than a lollipop with a crack or crater in it. To which a old friend of mine chimed in that the comment alone was going to have every dude in my network trying to give me their phone number.
My friend was joking of course, however it got me thinking about the litany of foods, which have no place in public consumption. Like the lollipop. While probably my favorite of confectionery treats, around certain dirty minds, my tongue and lip game around the stick and candy ball gives the wrong (, specially wrong that you think I’m doing that to you) idea.
Don’t get me wrong: if you are starving like Marvin for a Cool J song, by all means, eat whatever you can get your hands on. But if you can wait, please wait to have this top ten list of messy delectables until you are in the comforts of your own homes. In case you were wondering yes, most of these are what we call, straight ig’nance.